It's not a Phase it's an Obsession

memewhore:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this

(Source: caps-soldier, via 50shadesofwinchester)

lisaedelstein:

i feel like these two tweets sum up my life in a nutshell

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Odin should have sent Frigga to stop Loki.

Frigga: Young man what do you think you're doing?

Loki: Go away, I am trying to take over the mortals.

Frigga: YOU LISTEN TO ME YOUNG MAN!

Loki: You're not my real mom!

Frigga: Oh really? And who changed your nappies? Who checked under your bed every night for bilgesnapes? Who let you cry on their shoulder for a week after you lost your stuffed puppy?

Loki: MooooOOOOooooooom. You are embarrassing me in front of my soon to be peasants.

Frigga: No, you are apologizing for the havoc you have caused and are coming home. And don't think I didn't hear what you said to that nice lady. Do I need to wash your mouth out with soap?

Loki: Fine! I'm sorry.

Frigga: We are going home right now. You, your father and your brother are going to bond on a questing trip to Alfheim.

Loki: Ugh.

Frigga: And you are getting a hair cut.

I hate it when strangers say “I don’t bite.”

villains-r-us:

laugh-addict:

Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”

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(Source: most-awkward-moments, via 50shadesofwinchester)

while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now

the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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zellkabellk:

monobeartheater:

give me the most testosterone filled action shooter ever made

give me call of duty and spec ops on fucking heroin in the football locker room

THEN

make the main character female

100% female, its not hidden at all, and she’s not sexualized at all

then see man flip their shit

#and then let me play it

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ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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